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1 waqt tha

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.

160 chars (1 sms)


Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya. Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai? Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

166 chars (2 sms)


Ek waqt tha Aap

Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PISTOL rkhi hui hy

or aapse msg krwa rha he

mgr ab lagta he...


GOLI MARDI..

153 chars (1 sms)


School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!

161 chars (2 sms)


1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->

199 chars (2 sms)


Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan

171 chars (2 sms)


ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

248 chars (2 sms)


ammi ke nic per beva likh diya




Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath
Nadra ke office gaya
or pathan manager ko bola isse shahi karke do,

Pathan manager ne pistol nikali
Or uske abba ko mar diya
or bola yeh lo shahi ho gaya

255 chars (2 sms)


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