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Teachers

School is my Temple

Teachers r my god

Study is my aim

And Abhishek is my name......

93 chars (1 sms)


Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

475 chars (3 sms)


How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

96 chars (1 sms)


funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi. Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi? Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai. …

554 chars (4 sms)


Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo Techer ne kya kuch nye huta PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

303 chars (2 sms)


School and College Difference

Difference Between School & College: . . . . . . . . . . In School If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On Back Bench.. But In College If You Were Late, You Had To Sit On First Bench.. :)

185 chars (2 sms)


Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho, Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'

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student life

Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,

Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,

Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,

Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,

Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,

Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,

Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.

Aur

Light ay magar wapas na jaey.

Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .

488 chars (4 sms)


Application

FEes Maafi ki Application To The principal' High school. Sir, seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay, 500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li. 250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya. 150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya. 300 science vali miss per shart har gaya. Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai, par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai. Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka raaz faash shukriya.

489 chars (4 sms)


School vs University

School vs University School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua, School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come, Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr, School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy, Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de, School=Class test me star, Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

491 chars (4 sms)


traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students wait for the teachers

147 chars (1 sms)


murghi ke bache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache School lgta tha poultry farm Aur hum sb murghi k bachay Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda.. Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

223 chars (2 sms)


pathan & admi

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha Pathan: ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho? Admi: Inhen school chorne ja rha hon Pthan: Mjy pagal smja ha? Aj to itwar ha..

160 chars (1 sms)


miss se pyar

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna FARAZ. . . Love Letter Bheja Tha, Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..

120 chars (1 sms)


My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

279 chars (2 sms)


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