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Shezi143 Age: 40 4504 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : READ N LAUGH! Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, . . . Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai, . . . Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, . . . Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 24 2012 11:23:35 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4471 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	very funy Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 07:05:37 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| lines laga de or likha

Scratch kr ky anser prh lein... :-O;-)

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Posted on September, 06 2012 07:23:03 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4817 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 06:24:16 PM

jahan Age: 29 4654 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	very gud Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 07:07:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Posted on September, 07 2012 08:25:35 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4269 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar sara mood hi khrab krdia end pe wohi ki na????????????? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 08:39:16 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4817 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back." Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 10:10:49 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4817 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2012 11:17:01 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4269 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaahaha sai future btaya he good Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2012 11:59:44 PM

rashidfarooqz

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A sardar was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

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Posted on September, 09 2012 11:33:51 AM

Omer87 Age: 36 4811 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	heheheheheheheheeh hehehehehehehehe Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2012 10:54:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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Posted on September, 10 2012 11:28:38 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4269 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaahahh v good Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 12:23:06 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4269 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	shekh tesri manzil se gir gya krty waqt khirki k pas se guzra to dekha begum rotian pka ri thi, shekh zor se chhillaya,,,,,, oey meri roti na pakaaen... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 12:24:18 AM

rashidfarooqz

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A sardar's response to the comment,

Think about it!:

I don't have to think

I'm sardar!

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:33:37 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4269 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhaahahahhahahaahhaaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 01:13:18 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4817 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai: Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 06:25:01 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died...

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Posted on September, 12 2012 09:46:59 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4817 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2012 09:25:45 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

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Posted on September, 14 2012 05:44:08 PM

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