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muhammadansar Age: 23 3550 days old here Total Posts: 97 Points : 164 Location: haveli lakha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny sms (closed) Funny Sms (vegetarian) 1:Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 2:Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 3: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? 4:Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. 5:Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke…. loan pass nahi hu Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2014 09:27:54 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lips" Bhindi Ki Tarah, "Gaal" Tamatar Ki Tarah, "Eyes" MatarKi Tarah, Aur "Face" Gobhi Ki Tarah, "G O D" EK Dost Diya Woh Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:58:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aapki Har Baat Me Ek Class Hai Aap Hi Ki ~ DOSTI ~ Ki Talash Hai Kabhi Mere No. Pe Ek Call To Kar Do Suna Hai Aap Ki Awaz Bahut Jhakas Hai...... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:59:54 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dosti to sirf ittefaq hai, Yeh to dilon ki mulakaat hai, Dosti nahin dekhti yeh din hai ke raat hai, Isme to sirf wafadaari aur jazbaat hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 06:01:01 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kab maine kaha ki chandi aur sona chahiye, Bas aap ke dil mein ek chota sa kona chahiye, Keh sake jise hum dil se apna, Aisa bhi to koi dost hona chahiye Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 06:02:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bheegi aankhon se muskurane mein maza aur hai Hanste hanste palke bhigaane me mazaa aur hai Baat kehke to koi bhi samajh leta hai Par khamoshi koi samjhe to mazaa aur hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 06:03:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar hum yaad nahi karte to bhulte bhi nahi hum hasate nahi to rulate bhi nahi hum roj dost banate nahi par jo bane hai unhe gavate bhi nahi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 06:04:32 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A friend is like a “pitara” in which we can store our “problem sara” . When the life becomes “khatara” then friend is “great sahara”Samjhe mere “yara”: Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 06:05:47 PM

rahulthebest36

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Koi achi si saza do mujhe

Chalo aisa karo rula do mujhe.

Dil dukhya ho to moot aa jaye mujhe

Dil ki gahraiyo se ye dua do mujhe

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:27:45 PM

rahulthebest36

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Nikal Do Sene Se Kambakhat Hai Ye Dil

Mohabat, Mohabat, Mohabat Laga Rakhi Hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:30:19 PM

rahulthebest36

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Apnay hee thay jo ker gyay waar meray tann per

Ghairronn k baazuoon main kahan zorr qaatlana..

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:33:53 PM

rahulthebest36

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zindagi mli to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mjy saza mili

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:35:48 PM

rahulthebest36

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Main Kaisay Shikwa Karon WOH Nadan Hai Bohat

Udaas Kar K Mujhy Khud Bhi Pareshan Rahta hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:37:21 PM

rahulthebest36

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Usay to Kho diya hai, Ab najany kis ko khona hai

Lakeeron main Judai ki Aalamat ab bhi baki hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:38:48 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Us Ne Mehsoos Bhi Na Honey Diya Yun Kahani Ka Rukh Moor Diya Milney Julney Main Ki Kami Pehley Phir Rafta Rafta Hamein Hi Choor Dya Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2014 03:40:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aafatain Jaise Intizaar mein Thin Tere Jatay Hi Sab ne Ghair Liya. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2014 03:41:55 PM

rahulthebest36

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zindagi mili to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mujhay saza mili

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:42:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum ne apni udaasi ka is terhan bharam rakha, Rabtay kam ker diye aur Maghroor kehlanay lagey.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2014 03:44:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3829 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai, ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai, mante hai hum jinhe manzil apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2014 03:45:27 PM

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Night Tips:

Raat ko sony se pehley 1 marchar ko zaroor maar deya karen ta ke…

Baqi machar uski akhri rasoomat k liye chalay jaen aur aap mazay ki neend so saken

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Posted on October, 12 2014 12:55:31 PM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3836 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai ap k pas hain to ap send karo warna mere pas to koi funny msg nai hai warna me ap ko send kar deta Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 12 2014 07:20:02 PM

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