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khurrambaber Age: 42 4877 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo" . 1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain . Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:51:46 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo" . 1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain . Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:52:51 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Masjid mai elaan hogia ke . 1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen . 1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:56:08 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha . . Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hai, owr maira 1 bhai kion? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2014 08:57:39 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe se hukka pi raha tha Dost ne pocha: Etny lambay pipe se kion pi rahay ho? . Pathan: Doctor Sahb ne tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:10:41 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah Se Awlaad ke lie dua mangta raha . 1 din Pathan ke pas Farishta aa kar bola: "Khan sahb tujhe Allah ka wasta hai Pahly Shadi tu kar le" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:12:00 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ka challenge Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon. . Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye . Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:14:33 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun . Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:16:16 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta? . Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:17:27 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho? . Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se . Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:18:42 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	athan: Yar mairy lie koi achi larki ka reshta dekh laina . Friend: 1 Larki hai B.com ki . Pathan: Qoam koi bhi ho bus taleem yafta ho Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:20:04 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr laati bhi na tootey . Pathan: Jooty se mar do Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:21:23 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha . Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie . Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:22:28 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi? Admi: 23 number . 1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Pathan udhar hi khara tha Admi: Khan Sahb tum gaye nahi?? . Pathan: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:23:57 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	athan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo . Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai . Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:25:08 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya . Logon ne pocha ke kion mara? . Pathan: Yaar mai jis se bhi pochta ke phone pe kis se bat kar rahy ho, kehta Tumhari bhabhi se Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:27:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan gusse se: Waiter ! Es chicken biryani mai chicken kion nahi hai? Waiter: Gulab Jaman mai Gulaab kahan hota hai? . Pathan: Han yar sorry….. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:28:42 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi?? . . Pathan: Han.. Owr agar hath chor daiga Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:30:08 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji? Nurse: Nahii . Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:31:33 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3681 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	two Brilliant Minds Sardar owr Pathan pani peeny gaye, tu glass ulta para tha Sardar: Eska moo hi band hai . Pathan: Neche se bhi toota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2014 12:32:45 PM

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