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atif03 Age: 46 4799 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Aaj Da Latifa Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 02 2011 06:27:21 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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Posted on August, 09 2012 08:29:39 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days Lady calls again, Santa replies I'm coming daily since 4 days I press the bell but no one comes out Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 10 2012 07:58:13 PM

jabir1 Age: 27 4278 days old here Total Posts: 1324 Points : 91 Location: Mardan/MAYAR, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 03:40:42 AM

jabir1 Age: 27 4278 days old here Total Posts: 1324 Points : 91 Location: Mardan/MAYAR, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahahahaaah Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 03:41:27 AM

Asifriaz Age: 40 4283 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 6 Location: Muzaffargarh, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice joke! Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 12:24:18 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 11 2012 03:30:32 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai, Santa: kuch nahi yaar Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 12 2012 11:02:26 AM

Nilesh Age: 27 4797 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha nice one. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 12 2012 11:14:57 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi InspectorTum Murghio ko kya detay ho1st person Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest him Inspector Tum kia detay ho 2nd person Rice Inspector Tum B ghalat ho arest him. Last wala ghabra k bola: hum to sab Murghio ko 5 rupay de deta hun k marzi se jo chahy kha lo Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 12 2012 12:12:59 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4413 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahha larkia to hoti hi aisi ha Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 12 2012 04:41:21 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Haan Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Haan Santa: Acha tu phir Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 12 2012 07:43:26 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	SANTA: Rasgulle hain? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga! Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 14 2012 03:48:10 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baap hai, koi petrol pump thori hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 15 2012 03:45:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega.. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 16 2012 06:22:02 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 18 2012 04:39:45 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 19 2012 08:24:58 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile apne aansu bah jane dena unhe rokna mat Kyuki ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 19 2012 11:51:07 PM

saim14399

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Heart touching must read

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka
BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Posted on August, 19 2012 11:55:32 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 20 2012 11:22:43 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 21 2012 08:41:10 AM

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