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atif03 Age: 46 4799 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Aaj Da Latifa Like no likes.
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SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4257 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Like no likes.
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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	ATM @ City Branch Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2012 11:26:52 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4257 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhahahhaha jeo sardar Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2012 12:11:01 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar ko bus me kisi ne peeche se laat mari. Sardar ne pucha: Mujhe laat kisne mari?

some1 said: Gadhe, tere baap ne!

Sardar reached home n secretly kicked his son 4m behind. His son asked: Papa, Mujhe laat kis ne maari?

Sardar khushi se bola: Gadhe ne!!!

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Posted on September, 09 2012 11:35:34 AM

rashidfarooqz

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Posted on September, 10 2012 11:29:41 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4257 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hmmm bas kro yar sardaron ko bakhsh do Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 01:23:51 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Ha ha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 01:25:48 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Computer Lesson:

Banta: Plz turn ON your computer

Santa: OK kar liya.

Banta: Now Plz click on MY Computer.

Santa: OK! Kaha hai "AAP" ka computer?

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Posted on September, 11 2012 06:34:03 PM

mukaram1128 Age: 35 4723 days old here Total Posts: 242 Points : 101 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahha bechari Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2012 12:39:58 AM

2646 Age: 33 4568 days old here Total Posts: 132 Points : 68 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	ahaha abi to garniya hain janab Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2012 05:17:39 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Banta “Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

Banta ask hims…“How?”

Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost

Banta queries..“But you said Rs 300…”

Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

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Posted on September, 12 2012 09:43:51 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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Posted on September, 13 2012 09:20:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.

“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

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Posted on September, 14 2012 08:44:19 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

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Posted on September, 15 2012 11:26:18 AM

sajjiaroma76 Age: 48 4821 days old here Total Posts: 1289 Points : 152 Location: Islamabad Capital City, Pakistan Status : Offline	tum ne sweater dya he kyo tha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2012 02:02:12 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Son: Bapu ainak le de meri dur di nazar kamzoor ae

Sardar: Putter asman wal vekh ki nazar aya?

Son: Suraj

Sardar: Aby ullo! Hor kinni door vekhna ae?

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Posted on September, 15 2012 03:11:06 PM

FarahAwan Age: 31 4817 days old here Total Posts: 56 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	shukar hai kuch or nahi kh diya Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2012 04:25:10 PM

khuramms Age: 40 4501 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Good one.. yaaar..! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2012 04:51:15 PM