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atif03 Age: 46 4799 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Aaj Da Latifa Like no likes.
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rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2012 10:49:30 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4257 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye sab log katreena k pechy hi parry huey hen Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2012 01:26:53 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” the second man asked & was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”

“‘What do you mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.

“It is for my wife,” replied Banta Singh.

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Posted on September, 03 2012 08:54:08 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Thoughtful Thought . . . . . . . “When You Wait For A Waiter In Restaurant, “Aren’t You The Waiter? =P Keep Thinking Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 12:32:19 AM

cute4cute Age: 37 4820 days old here Total Posts: 3565 Points : 242 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	nyc wah g wah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 09:59:19 AM

Shezi143

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hihihihihihihihi................

aj da latefa hihihihihihi....

me jo kehta hu vo mj se hota nai or

me jo nai kehta vo defintaly mj se nai hota hihihihihi............

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Posted on September, 04 2012 10:21:39 AM

jahan Age: 29 4642 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah g wah kya latifa ha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 10:50:57 AM

Longlivepak Age: 31 4383 days old here Total Posts: 42 Points : 12 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 01:25:31 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

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Posted on September, 04 2012 06:44:35 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2012 06:45:30 PM

rashidfarooqz

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1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

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Posted on September, 05 2012 06:39:48 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	ha ha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 12:16:32 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Tuesday Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:15:28 AM

saim14399 Age: 31 4459 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 01:16:33 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 36 4257 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	oey katreena nu bakhsh deo hun Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 04:19:06 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and decided to kill it cruelly: He took it to the top of a building and dropped it Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 07:24:41 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na" Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 06 2012 08:30:22 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4805 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 06:22:52 PM

jahan Age: 29 4642 days old here Total Posts: 908 Points : 140 Location: hasanabdal, Pakistan Status : Offline	o hahahahahahahaa Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 07 2012 07:07:40 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 52

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Posted on September, 07 2012 10:09:03 PM

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