Women; 639 Jokes
1girl fansi laga kar suicide kar rhi
thi
Santa ne window se dekha,
Socho santa kya bola hoga?
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Sirf latkne se height nhi
badhegi,mummy ko bolo complan
pilaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl-Meri Skin Bahut Soft And Sensitive h
Or Rang B Gora h
Mai Sone Se Pehle Kya Lagau?
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Doctr-Darwaje ki
'KUNDI'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Bahut Pyasi thi,
Achanak usse Alladin ka chirag mila,
Usne Use Ragda or jin se kaha -
meri Pyas Bujhao
... ...Jin Bola-
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Pepsi wali Ya Emran Hasmi wali ........
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?
Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He
BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd: Kyun?
Girl: Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K 1st aayi To Science Dilwaengi
... 2nd aayi To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...
'Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??'
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din me..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"
Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya
Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he
wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
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Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face with a scarf.
A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"
Girl: "DAD... its me!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian
ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi kiss ki recieve ho gayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Harr Aadmi ka Sapna :
7 figure ki Salery..
6 figure ki Bachat..
5 Bedroom ka Gharr..
4 Wheel ki Gaari..
3 Week ki Vacation..
2 Piyare Piyare Bachay..
a0r..
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1 Goongi BV..... :-)
by Ehsan Elahi Mughal (few years ago!)
Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cute Insult:
Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
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Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!
Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
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Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)