Women; 639 Jokes

Beti tum bari ho kar

Baap : Beti tum bari ho kar kiya karo gi ?
Beti : shadi
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Baap : buri bath beti .. abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
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Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare Mamu ghoomen ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek larki ghr se bhagne

Ek larki ghr se bhagne k 3 din baad wapis aai.

bap: ghusse se bola
"ab kya lene aai ho"

larki: patli pin wala charger...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl.. Aj tum jo bolo gay main manu gi.

Girl.. Aj tum jo bolo gay main manu gi.
Boy.. Har bat manu gi??????
Girl.. Han har bat, kuch b ho, k0i b ho...

Boy.. Soch lo???
... Girl.. Soch liya hai.
Har bat manugi.
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Boy.. Phir aj k bad panch waqt ki Namaz parhna.

Har Boyfriend kamina nai hota..
( ',' )
_/) (>
| \_ Geo Haji Sb

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl in a party to a man:

Girl in a party to a man:

Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

Man (KHUSH hoe huye):
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HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia MiSsss?

Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien...:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:Kya kr rahe ho

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3 male 2 female
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G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl's Status on facebook

Girl's Status on facebook : 'feeling sad'
*170 comments*

Boy's Status : 'Going 2 Suicide'
*2 likes*
and
*1 Comment* which reads "Dude Who's gonna use your bike now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl dialed her own number

A girl dialed her own number from his boy friend cell to see her name saved in the list like doll or sweety

She was shocked to see

RASHEED PLUMBER..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl- I wanna breakup with u

Girl- I wanna breakup with u,give me my love letters back!!!!
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Boy-(next day) come with a bag full of love letters and told girl- find out yours and get lost!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why do girls close

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds

Girl: kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?

Boy: han agr tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki speling suna do t0u

Girl: kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain.

Boy: acha ye btao k KFC se kya bnta h?

Girl: kuch der sochne k baad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahin se naan chhollay kha lete han.:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A girl kiss a 5 year boy

A girl kiss a 5 year boy on face & he get mark of lipstik.
Girl-oh sory U got a mark on ur face.

Boy-Kuch achha karne se agar dag lagte he,to dag to ache hwe na?..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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... Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A lady broke the traffic

A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!

Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher....

Police :- Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write...'I'll never break signal' 100 timez..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut

Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
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Boy (sharmate huye) - Chahe kuch bhi ho
shadi to main tumse karunga.

Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye. :-(.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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