Women; 639 Jokes
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar :
Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
larka(burqay wali ko cherte hue)
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda
Kesi ho meri Khalida?
:D
Burqay wali: Ghor se dekh Kameenay na Dalda na Khalida
Main hun teri Walida...
by zunaira (few years ago!)
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
.
Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
Husband Zyada He Shokeen Lagta Hai
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,
Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…
Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.
Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.
by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)
George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"
Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"
by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon.
They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow, and were holding up the men's game.
"Don't they know their supposed to let us play through?!" asked the first man.
The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through," said the first man, emphatically, "Enough is enough!"
He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost.
"Oh God," he said to his friend, "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"
The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat."
He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said - "Small world isn't it!"
by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)