Search Results for 'love'

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

1 Din Chira Bola: (zakhmi halat main... in recovery situation)

Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?

Chirya:

Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena

Chira:

Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta

Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye

Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy

1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga

Tbhi Chirya Boli:

Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.

Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya

Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti

Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha

Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K

Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...

Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,

Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Love wo ha

Love wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
2 pipe dal k peete hai..
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But..
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Dosti wo hai jab ham ek nariyal me
ek pipe dalkar apne dost se kehtehai
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"Le be bhikhari pura mat pee liyo:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
65... kissing a girl

65... kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,

kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,

kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,

kissing a girl on her lips is love,,

but kissing a girl
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in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Double Insult

Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*Boy: No !!! :P :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sad love story

A sad love story
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
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Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti

Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Result agar acha ho

Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai
Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi
kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR
MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal
jati hai but DOST kabi nahi
badalte!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab LADKI Facebook pe

Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge
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Socho yaar??
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Are yaar bahot simple hai
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Uske WALL pe likh do
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Mere inbox mein I LOVE U kyu bheja..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cute Ans.. When a girl asked his Ex-boyfriend

Cute Ans.. When a girl asked his Ex-boyfriend
Girl: Do u still love me?
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Boy: Pyar ka topta nahi,
lekin mere dost aaz bhi mujhe teri kasam detehai. ?
? Kadir ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki.

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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. Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
&Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe Pata Tha
Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi.. .
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. From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:

Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aalu-Gajar

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
love u

Ek Choha Billi se keh raha tha k
I LOVE YOU.
Billi Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Choha:Jo tum kaho gi mein wohi karoon
ga.
Billi:Kya Tum mere liye jan da sakte ho?
Choha:Na Darling Na,Sadi MAA nu put nai
Labne tenu yar Batheray”

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
before and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
India is nation and Dada

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha

India is nation and& dadar is station,

Do not fall in love, First complete your Education

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Why do gals prefer Love marriag

Why do gals prefer Love
marriage ???
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. because
'' Well Known Kamina ''
is better than
'' Unknown Namuna '

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)