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Marwadi Aur Sindhi Ladki Ki Love Story

Ek Marwadi Ladka Sindhi Ladki Se Pyaar Karta Tha. Ek Din
Sindhi Ladki Ne Usse Kaha.

Sindhi Ladki: “Jab Papa So Jayenge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Fenkungi, Awaz Sunkar Tum Jaldi Se Andar Aa Jana”
Lekin Ladka Sikka Fenkne Ke Ek Ghante Baad Aaya

Sindhi Ladki Boli: “Tumne Itni Der Kyu Laga Di?”

Marwadi Ladka: “Wo Main Sikka Dhoond Raha Tha”

Sindhi Ladki: “Pagal Wo To Dhaaga Bandh Ke Fenka Tha, Wapis Kheench Liya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Soch Le Bad Mein Pachtayiyo Na

Pappu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
Khana Khane Ke Baad Pappu Us Ladki Ko Bola.

Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”

Boy: “Think Again”
Girl: “No, I Don’t”

Boy: “Waiter, Bill Alag-Alag Lana”

Girl: “Arrey, I Love You Kah To Rahi Hun, Tum Bhi Na Majak Ka Bhi Bura Maan Jate Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Vakiye Hi Vo Ladki Bahri Thhi?

Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Newtons Law Of Ishq

Newtons First Law Of Ishq:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Using Her Sandals

Newtons 2nd Law Of Ishq:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of

The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increament Or Decreament Of The Bank Balance.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhagwan Ko Manane Wala Santa

Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur

Dheere Se Bola.

Santa: “I Love You”

Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”

Santa: “Jai Mata Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Thoda Sa Sabar Jaruri Hai Pyar Mein

Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai.

Pathan: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?”

Pathan: “Lo Kar Baat, Friendship Toh Abhi Hui Nahi Aur Farmaishein Pehle Hi Tyaar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ka Pyara Sa Sawal

Once A Girl Asked Pappu.

Girlfriend: “Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Measure Love, Trust, Friendship Why ???”

Pappu Thought For A While Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said

Pappu: “Dekh Janu, Dimaagh Mat Kha Already Physics Mein Fail Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
New Add Of Fair & Lovely

Fair & Lovely Ki Unseen Ad

Maa: “Nalayak, Itni Raat Tak Kaha Thi?”

Beti: “Mom, Boyfriend Ke Saath”

Maa: “Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala?”

Beti: “To Kya Hua Maa, Fair & Lovely Hai Na.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajkal Ke Lovers Ki Shayari

Aajkal Ke Lover Ki Apni Girlfriend Ke Liye Shayari

Yun Mat Khincho Tum Mujhe Apni Taraf Aye Sanam

Branded T-Shirt Hai, Fat Gyi To Bahut Pitogi Ma Kasam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher Se Pyar Karna Bahut Mushkil Hai

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha

Pappu: “Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna”

Golu: “Kyun?”

Pappu: “Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Ki ZIndagi Bacha Li

Boy: “I Love You”

Girl: “Main Bhi Tumse I Love You Kahoon To Kya Karoge?”

Boy: “Main To Khushi Se Marr Hi Jaunga”

Girl: “Ja Fir Nahi Kehti Jee Le Apni Zindagi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye

Ladki Ne Apne Naye Naye Bane Boyfriend Se Puchha.

Girl: “Jab Tum Log Girls Ko I Love You Kehte Ho, To Un Ka Haath Kyun Pakad Lete Ho”

Boy: “Bass Apni Hifaazat Ke Liye, Kahi Ladki Thapar Na Maar De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Prem Kahani Aisi Bhi

Ek Murge Ka Apni Premika Murgi Ko Kahe Gaye Dialogs Ki Kuch Lines.

Murga: “I Love You Jaan Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon”

Murgi: “Haye Allah Sachi”

Murga: “Haan-Haan Sachi Janu”

Murgi: “Chal Phir Aaj Tu Anda De De, Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Love Marriage Vs Arrange Marriage

Arrange Marriage Karoge To:

1,00,000 Shadi Par

50,000 Dj Booking Par

50,000 Khane Peene Par

2,00,000 Jewellary Par

50,000 Shopping Aur Kapdo Par

& Rs.1,00,000 Shadi Ki Rasmo Par

Yani, Shadi Ke 3 Dino Ka Kharcha = Rs.5,50,000

Aur Love Marriage:

100 Rupye Ka Stamp

20 Notery Ke

50 Varmaala Ke

10 Photo Ke

Total 180 Rs.

Paisa Apka, Pasand Apki, Faisla Apka

Jago Nojawan Ladko Jago Soch Badaloge To Desh Badlega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)