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Pathan


Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. -

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
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Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
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Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2

Teacher: Agar me tumhari maa ban jau to tumhain 2
din me sudhar du!
Bacha: teacher me abhi ja ker
apnay papa ko btata hu k..
papa apki lotery lgne wali hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 din bandar bola:

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.

Kiyu?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad

Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg meSARDAR:tu kaise mara?PATHAN:thand se or tu?SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai,Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi thaSharm ke mare 5maine atmahatya ka li.Pathan ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhtato na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:- veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai ? :/

Santa:- veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai ? :/
Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar aankh me pani aaye to veg aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg. !;) =D =))

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?

Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)