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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
log lehtay hain

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in namaz

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan was weeping

Pathan was Weeping:

Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
teacher to pathan

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai

Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, “aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”

Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”

Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they,

Ek sahab shadi sey bohat dartey they, aakhir kaar shadi keliey tayyar ho gyey. Woh jis larki ko pasand kertey they us key barey mein apney ghar walon ko bataya

Sab ghar walon or rishteydaar us larki ko jantey they. Pasand sun ker amma jaan cheekh utheen, “Is larki sey shadi karo gey? woh to tum sey umar mein achi khasi bari hey”

“Abhee sey balon mein rang lagati hey”, khala boli

“Ghoomney phirney ki bhee bohat shoqeen hey”, dadi ney khabardaar kiya

“Jahez bhee kuch khaas nahi laey gi”, chacha ney bataya

“Us ka rang kisi bhee cream key istamaal sey gora nahi honey wala”, phuppi ney ahem raaz bataya

“Magar mein ney us ki ek khoobi ki wajah sey shadi ka faisla kiya hey”, sahab boley

“Woh kia? ” sab ney poocha

“Us ka dunya mein koi nahi hey…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon

Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon tum merey sath hotey ho

Doosra afeemi: Tum jidher bhee jao gey, mein tumharey peechey aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar mein bazaar gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein tumharey sath jaoon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar sheher gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein bhee tumharey peechey chala aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Or agar mein kunwein mein chalang laga doon to…..?

Doosra afeemi: Mein baher beth ker tumhara intezaar karoon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley

Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Railway station

Railway station

Railway station par bethe aik mosafar ne railway ke afsor se kaha

agar tamam garian late hain to is bare se time table ka kya faida jo aap ne latkaya hoa hay?”

police officer pehle hi guse main tha or bola.

“agar tamam garian waqt par ane lagi to phir kaho ge is bare se waiting room ka kya faida.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)