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Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
gardan per ajeeb si chez

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.

Wife:Wo kiya?

Husband: Tumhara 'moun'.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
arguing

A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion,

Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
computer not ur husband

Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command, ,

Husband Replied : , , , Darling ,,, , It's a Computer Not Your Husband

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
wife called her husband

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
I am not feeling well

Im not feeling well..

Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..

Husband: Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is a difference between a Kiss

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
After a quarrel,

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend v/s Friend

Girlfriend v/s Friend
Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear?
Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha
sweetheart..

Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam?
Boy- Abe saale Bhootni k tujhekoi aur topic nhi milta kya mood
kharab karne k liye kamine :D

Saala meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padhk gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The most popular line

The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Boy l0ved a girl but

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Ka Facebook

Ladki Ka Facebook Pe Status – Wo Bewafa Nikla.
Comments By Guys:

1. Dear, Wo Apke Layak Tha Hi Nahi.

2. Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan.

3. Humne To Pahle Hi Kaha, Sab Mere Jaise Nahi Hote.

4. Kabhi Hume Try Karke Dekho, Pata Chalega Bharosa Kya Hai.

5. Jo Bhi Hua Acha Hi Hua, Don’t Worry Sweetu.
But

Ladke Ka Facebook Pe Status –
Wo Bewafa Nikli.
Comments By Close Friend:

1. Saale, Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe Jaisi Hai.

2. Tere Se Bas Aaj Tak Koi Pati Hai?

3. Tujh Jaiso Se Bhi Ladki Pategi.

4. Usse Teri Namardi Ka Pata Chal Gaya Hoga.

5. Tere Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Dude, Chal Ab Uska No. Mujhe De.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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