Search Results for 'Student'

Mere papa aaj job par

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dkhae

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanjoos bole to koun

MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo

MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student: Can I take the same book

Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?

Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Newton was sitting under

Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Master To Student

Master To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:
A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Examiner:y r u under tension

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aise koi 5 animal ke naam

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aise koi 5 animal ke naam

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mourn of a professor:

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen students luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
History Teacher

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals ruled?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abey Gadhey

Tution sir:
Abey Gadhey, Homework kyun nahi karta hai tu!

Modern Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar, Saale Customer se aise baat karte hai kya?..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi's Teacher:

Punjabi's Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo.......

Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho
"Pataaka"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta tum iss class me 3

Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho.Tumhari umar me Shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the.

Student:Sir,gyan mat bantiye.Aapki umar me Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke the!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo konsi chiz hai jo tum

teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka mooh....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boys aap ko aamir khan

teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?

student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile, phansa leni chahye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)