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Rahul Gandhi:

Rahul Gandhi: Mom, aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi.

Sonia Gandhi : Kyon?

Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hai, "Sonia ko Bahumat do"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.

Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?

Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sonia Gandhi And Rahul Gandhi

Rahul Gandhi: Mom Apki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi

Sonia Gandhi: Kyon?

Rahul: Har taraf Likha Hai Sonia Ko Bahumat Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat

MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega

Imagine: Amitabh Bachaan In Kaun Banega Crorepati:Who Is The Chief Minister Of Gujraat A) Laloo Prasad Yadav B) Nitish Kumar C) Mayawati D) Narendra Modi

Sonia Gandhi: Narendra modi.

Amitabh Bachaan: Lock Kar Diya jaaye???

Sonia Gandhi: Lock kar Diya To main Apako 2 Crore Doongi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle Love Letter Likha:

Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?
Funny Circuit: Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Man,
but Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What Happened In 1869?

Teacher: What Happened In 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born.
Teacher: What Happened In 1875?
Funny Student: Mahatma Gandhi was Six years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!
Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….
Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya

Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??

Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!

Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….

Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)