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Koi acha sa kapda

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta ask santa

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oye kion jhoot bolta hay

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghar me jawan beti hai

Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.

Shopkeeper: Why are you returning it?

Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:

"I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA AND AN ENGLISH MAN

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA AND BOSS

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.

Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man to Santa

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal rath chor mere

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa sent SMS to all

Santa sent SMS to all
frnds: OYE,My mobile num has
changed Previously it
was Nokia n72 Now its
Nokia e51.Send msgs
to my new mobile ok

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SINGH.... - Santa Banta

Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ombay ombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An astronomer was watching

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Is A Guy

Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But,
Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . .

Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No one Comes Out

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)