Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 489 views

English School K Students

English School K Students Chirya Ghar Main..
Ohhh Wowww Look That Monky,
He Is Sleeping, Don’t Disturb …
Govrnment School K Bachay:
Oye Daikh Tera BAAP So Raha Ha,
Salay Ki Dum Khainch :P :D ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Admi: Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

husband to wife

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)