Pakistani thekedaar USA gya,
Pakistani thekedaar USA gya, apny dost American thekedaar se milne. uska ghr bht khubsurat tha.
Pakistani: itna khubsurat ghr kse bnaya?
american: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy ?
Pakistani: han.
american: uska 10% apni jeb ma dal kr.
phr American pakistan aya to heran reh gya k Pakistani ka ghr us se bhi zyada khubsurat hy
american: tm ne kse bnaya itna khubsurat ghar?
pakistani: wo samny bridge nazr arha hy?
American: nahi…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 503 views
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