Sardar Aur Machhar
Ek Srdar Ko Puri Raat
Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya
Uska Dimaag Ghoma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya
Aur Bola Ab Kaato Saalo
Sab K Sab Moroge
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 594 views
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