Aasman se farishte aate hain
Lady teacher: Aasman se farishte aate hain
Or apko chotay chotay Behan Bhai gift kerte hain.
A kid 2 his felow:Kya khyal hai Miss ko “3 idiots” na dikha dain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 448 views
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Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’
Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’
T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor: Cigrate Noshi Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Mar Deti He….
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Charsi:
Haan! To Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He…:-(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ramesh: tum mujhe meri shadi me akela mat chodna. suresh: nahi chodunga main tumhe akela musibat mein kaise chod sakta hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!
Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.
OR kaha
Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
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Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
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KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki
ko Ghoor rha tha
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Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?
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Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI
hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)