Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He

Doctor: Cigrate Noshi Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Mar Deti He….

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Charsi:

Haan! To Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He…:-(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 493 views
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