Pathan: R u male or female?.

Khusra: Both.

Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.

Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female.

Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 502 views

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool
I Have Pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cigarette hai kya

Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Stop Giving Lectures Girls

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Banda Bus me

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)