Cigarette hai kya

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Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 357 views
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