Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giyatay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon giEs lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola:Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 541 views
Similar Jokes
Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:
10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each
"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.
"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.
Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,
Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,
Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,
Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,
Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,
Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,
Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
by lescol (few years ago!)
A man ordered a dish in a restaurant and was surprised to see the quantity of food to be half of what it was the previous day.
He called the waiter and asked why the quantity is nearly half.
Waiter asked: where did you sit yesterday?
The man was shocked and angry at the question but said, it has nothing to do with my question, but anyway, i sat beside the window.
Waiter: That makes sense. We always serve more food at the seats beside the windows. It gets us good publicity :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Friendship among Men & Women
"Friendship among Men"
A woman didnt come home at night
Next day she told her husband
"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"
Man called wife's 10 best friends
None of them knew anything bout it
Now
"Friendship among Men"
A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"
Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,
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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
winter season me :
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agr ap ki wife kehna nai manti hai to
;->
gaur kiun karte ho kisi ki bi nai manti
is parcham k saye tale hum aik hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Breaking Newz
Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai
jis me mein dhamaka khaiz
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Bachiyan hain.
HAnso mat
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DHONDO….!!
Kamino
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)