Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se
Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai ky YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…
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