Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's raining.

Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 487 views

Humare Pait Me Gas Hy

1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!

2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

She didn't Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.

Father: How do you know?

Girl: She didn't say anything.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pthan in Pain

Pathan: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon
tu boht dard hota hai
.
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Santa: hello Police station

Santa: hello Police station
Police: ha boliye kya hua??

Santa: mujhe dhamki bhare phone aa rahe hai..

Police: kaun kar raha hai??

Santa: telephone companywale kehte hai ''bill nai bhara toh kaat denge''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)