An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 600 views

Pathan

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Petrol pump se 2 KM door

Petrol pump se 2 KM door Aik fauji garri ka petrol khatam ho gaya 2nd seat per major sb bethe thay
Dvr ne major sb ko bataya k petrol pump tak dhakka lagana parrey ga,
sab nechey utre aur dhaka lagana shuru kar dia aur kaafi
dair k baad petrol pump per pohunch gaye.

kuch jawan thak k behosh ho gaye.

Pappu Dvr ne petrol dalwana shuru kia to major sb ne kaha ke pechhey jo drum hay us me bhi dalwa lo .

Pappu Dvr ne jawab dia “sir wo tu full hay ,
Emergency k lye rakha hua ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?

Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

There were continously coming I Love You messages

There were continously coming I Love You messages
on a sardar’s mobile phone.
2nd sardar made fun of him about that.
1st sardar said: No, no, its not mine. I have
brought my wife’s mobile phone today by mistake.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Similarity Bw MOBILE And MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -

In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)