There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 512 views

pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Aurat Doctor Say

Aurat Doctor Say: Mera Ye 7 Saal Ka Bacha Wesay Tou Theek Ha,
Mgr Mujhay Lagta Ha K Is Ki Chichi Zara Choti Ha..
Doctor Bachay Ko Chek Kar K Fikar Ki Koi Bat Nhi Ha,
Ap Bas Is Ko Rozana Tiger Biscuits Khilaya Karain,
Ye Masla Hal Ho Jaye Ga…
Agli Subha Nashtay Ki Table Par
12 Boxes Tiger Biscuits Daikh Kar Bacha Khushi Say:
Wowwwww Itnay Saray Biscuits..
Aurat: Khabardar Jo In Ko Haath Bhi Lagaya Tou,
In Main Say Sirf Aik Tumhara Ha Our Baqi Tumharay Papa K Liye Hain… :O :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Black Larki ko

1 Black Larki ko Jaduger ne Jadu se Par lga diye.
Larki : wow!
ab kya mein PARI ban gyi hun?:D

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Jaduger:
Anniye,,
Tu Dengi Machar ban gyi ain...!!:):

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Girl to Shopkeeper

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa “Valentine Card” hai, jis par lekha hon “mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon” ? .

Shopkeeper: Haan hai .

Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)