pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 414 views
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