Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye
Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 565 views
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