Bacha bhagwan se

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi
mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 449 views
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