Blood Group

Doctor Says To Pathan:
Appka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?
Pathan:
Hoga Zaror Hoga;
25 Saal Se Amara Koon Peeta Aay..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 327 views
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