Aik sawal
Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha..
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Pepsi ka nhi puchna
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Munni ki badnaami ka b nahi puchna
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Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna
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Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna
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SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna
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Bus ye puchna tha k
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ZUBAIDA AAPA totKey kahan sey Laati hain???
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 530 views
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