Muftimal Naam Ka Ek Baniya Bazaar Se Kele Lene Gaya.

Ek Thele Wala Kele Bech Raha Tha Uske Pass Ruka Aur Pucha.

Muftimal: “Ye Kela (Banana) Kaisi Diya?”

Thelewala: “1 Rs Ka Ji.”

Muftimal: “60 Paisi Ka Deta Hai To Bol”

Thelewala: “60 Paisi Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega”

Muftimal Paisi Dete Hue: “Ye Le 40 Paisi, Chilka Apne Paas Rakh, Kela Mujhe Dede“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 647 views

sardar: Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?
2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?
2 sardar:
illegal ....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhot Acha Hai

Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl: thanks

Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai

Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

wah wah wah

Jisko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

.

Lo Dadso yaro, Pepsi aj to fair 70 di hogai ;-) :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Tumko sharm nahi aati

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:- Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)