student life
Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
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Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 580 views
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