Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 541 views

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boyfriends kitne bnae

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati: Ye kya?

Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?

Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to

Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy

Or

Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy

Notes Banata Hy Notes.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Madam Shayad Pogo Dekhti Thi

Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Student Se Puchha

Teacher: “Tumhare Dad Kya Karte Hai?”

Student: “Mam Hum 14 Bhai-Bahan Hai”

Teacher: “Oh Okay, Par Tumhare Papa Karte Kya Hai?”

Student: “Mam, Bataya To Tha Hum 14 Bhai-Bahen Hai, Lagta Hai Aap Samajhi Nahi?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Arranged marriage is Like u are walking

Arranged marriage is Like u are walking
&
unfortunately a snake bites u…..!!
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.Love marriage is
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Dancing in front of a cobra & say
Kaat ..kaat ..kaat naaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)