USA:We 1st landed in Moon

USA:We 1st landed in Moon.
Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.

Santa: 1st landed in Sun

USA: U cant. Its too hot
Santa: We landed at Night

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 544 views
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