Is talwar ko dehkta hun
Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to
mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 509 views
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