A Memon On His Death Time
A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife Where R U?
Wife: Yes,I M Here
My Sons: My Daughters R U All Here? Yes: Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 632 views
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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
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Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
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Answer: air hostess
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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag
raha tha.
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Logo ne Dr. se poocha, aap q bhag
rahe ho patient ke piche?
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Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har
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aata hai,
Aur
Muft mai ball katvake bhag
jata hai....
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SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...
SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai :p
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Kiya Aap Har Waqt Haklate hain.?
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Nahi Sirf
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Dr:
Lakh di Laanat..
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