ladka paida hua
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua
hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri
hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 525 views
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