Man Crying
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gya
Bahut dard ho raha h
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gya
Fir bhi chup-chaap betha H..!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 516 views
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