7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai,

7 Cheezein Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai, To Bahot
Takleef Hoti Hai.
1 “Pyaar”
2 “Rishta”
3 “School Life”
4 “Dosti”
5 “Paise”
6 “Sms Pack”
7 “Toilet Mein Paani“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 238 views
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