Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?
Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min
Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 548 views

Social Work

Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

Batna: Social Work?

Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beti:Maa GAON me

Beti:Maa GAON me Bolywod wale aye hay Maa:andar aja inki niyat bOht kharab hoti ha Beti:Maa Imran Hashmi b Aya ha Maa:Haye Allah,Khoti nu v andar kr le.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One friday night

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag

Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai

Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?

Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fracture In Finger

Pathan:
Doctor Sahb
Pore Jism Main Kahin B
Ungli Lagaon To Boht Dard
Hota Hai

Doctor Sugested Full
Body Xray

Wen He Checked Xray
Found
Fracture In Finger

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)