Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to
TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?
SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views
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GIRLS POEM.. . .
Husband hamara aisa ho.
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pocket me jiske paisa ho.. . .
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lambi jiski hight ho..
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