Baap-bete se

Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum
mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
...
Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho
diya hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 265 views
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