Sardar :nuras ne abi tak neend ki goli nai bheji?
Bv:nai

sardar:use kahao jaldi kare mujhe neend arahi hai. Me ab goli k lye aur nai jaag sakta

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 492 views

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation

Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola.

Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke
Pet Mein Rah Gaya Hai, Dobara Operation Karna Hoga”
Doctor Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Bola.

Santa: “Abey Pagal Hai Kya? Ye Le 20 Rupay, Naya Le Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

So Jate Hain Bed pr KitaabeN

So Jate Hain Bed pr KitaabeN or Notes Bikhair kr

...Faraz..

Students Kabhi Neend ki Goli khaya nhi krte.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blonde Swimmer

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Our teacher talks to...

Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?

Yes, but she doesn't realize it; she thinks we're actually listening!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)