Pathan ka naswar
Pathan:me tmhare lye sb kuch chor dunga.
Girl:waldain bi
pathan:yes
girl:naswar
pathan:baji chalti pherti nazar aoo.shabash
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 497 views
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